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Wednesday, December 18, 2013

KOOPATV'S 12/18/13 NINTENDO DIRECT LIVE REACTIONS (Updated With smashbros.com link)

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - This Direct does not disappoint. Not even close.

I'm Nintendork 13 13, RawkHawk is himself, and YoshiRider123 was in Starbucks or something. Who cares. What really matters was how awesome the Direct was. Watch it with us here.

Update: http://www.smashbros.com/us/characters/rosetta.html

 Nintendork 13 13 8:16 am
    ...
    um
    ...
    Direct in 44 minutes.
    I'm the only one here.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:24 am
    *goes to eat*
    (I won't take 36 minutes)

 RawkHawk2010 8:42 am
    WE IN HERE

 Nintendork 13 13 8:42 am
    About time.
    Go look at Sakurai's Miiverse post.
    He... says you don't want to miss the Direct.
    https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAABnUYnaxTHIxw
    http://www.nintendo.com/nintendo-direct/archive/12-18-2013/
    33 minutes.

 RawkHawk2010 8:43 am
    33 MINUTES?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:44 am
    Ya.

 RawkHawk2010 8:44 am
    Oh
    33 minutes in length

 Nintendork 13 13 8:44 am
    Yes.

 RawkHawk2010 8:44 am
    thought you meant until it happened
    okay

 Nintendork 13 13 8:44 am
    No.

 RawkHawk2010 8:44 am
    starting up my wii u

 Nintendork 13 13 8:44 am
    Some guy on Miiverse said "MAJORA'S MASK 3DS ANNOUNCEMENT IN 15 MINUTES" in the Zelda community.

 RawkHawk2010 8:44 am
    ...in case an emergency happens
    like last time

 Nintendork 13 13 8:44 am
    ...Like 50 minutes ago.
    lol
    Also I changed my Miiverse profile.
    I'm realizing now that the majority of Miiverse users don't have one.
    Since you can't change it on 3DS, can you?
    I'm assuming that everyone you can't send a friend request to is a 3DS-exclusive guy.

 RawkHawk2010 8:45 am
    question
    On your ND screen
    is that loading circle thing appearing once a second
    and then disappearing

 Nintendork 13 13 8:46 am
    There is no loading circle.

 RawkHawk2010 8:46 am
    FUCK

 Nintendork 13 13 8:46 am
    I tried to get people to hype that Yoshi is being revealed today.

 RawkHawk2010 8:47 am
    Put it down to 240p.
    Should be good.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:47 am
    I'm keeping it at 480p.
    Does that makes me a graphics whore?

 RawkHawk2010 8:47 am
    I remember when it would.
    Back when people bought component cables just to play Twilight Princess like that.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:48 am
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 8:48 am
    holy shit
    my body
    is so ready

 Nintendork 13 13 8:48 am
    You said that about VGX.
    Look what happened.

 RawkHawk2010 8:48 am
    The Cranky Kong part delivered.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:48 am
    Now we can never title an article as "My Body Is Ready".

 Nintendork 13 13 8:48 am
    'cause you used that up.

 RawkHawk2010 8:49 am
    I still like how Sony fans actually say...
    "My Body is Cerny"

 Nintendork 13 13 8:49 am
    ...Yeah they're terrible.
    Sony not only copies Nintendo's features but also our memes?
    Nintendo of America ‏@NintendoAmerica 10s Good morning! #NintendoDirectNA starts in 10 minutes. http://spr.ly/6019d34S

 Nintendork 13 13 8:51 am
    Where's YR?

 RawkHawk2010 8:52 am
    Maybe he's driving to Starbucks.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:52 am
    ...The space centre?

 RawkHawk2010 8:52 am
    So he can watch the direct with the comfort of overexpensive coffee

 Nintendork 13 13 8:53 am
    He wants to hang out with Solomon.

 RawkHawk2010 8:53 am
    So he can die?

 Nintendork 13 13 8:53 am
    Tonight.

 RawkHawk2010 8:54 am
    So Sakurai just said this in today's Miiverse pic
  
    "Pic of the day. N-now wait a second, let's talk this through! We don't wanna miss today's Nintendo Direct, right?"
  
    ...I'm beginning to expect more than just a character reveal, this is hype.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:54 am
    Mighty_Malcontent 2 million people watching
    No, 6,000 are.
    Yeah.
    I feel hyped.

 Nintendork 13 13 8:55 am
    Sakurai doesn't waste his time.
    Or want us to waste ours.
    We can trust him.
    fuuuuck I feel constipated

 RawkHawk2010 8:57 am
    It's time
    to D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DIRECT!
    http://i.minus.com/iiBa3Abesd3P6.gif

 Nintendork 13 13 8:59 am
    I'll be lame too and report we got over 9000 people watching.

 RawkHawk2010 8:59 am
    one minute
    oh my god
    OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD

 Nintendork 13 13 8:59 am
    10,000+
    Do you have your print screen button ready?

 RawkHawk2010 9:00 am
    yes.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:00 am
    E-T

 RawkHawk2010 9:00 am
    where the fuck is yr

 Nintendork 13 13 9:00 am
    No Bayonetta 2
    IWATA
    Blank white.
    No skit.

 RawkHawk2010 9:00 am
    Iwata in all of his 240p glory.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:00 am
    Direrkry
    New collab title
    NEW ANNOUNCEMENT
    WOAH WHAT
    WII U
    Cool music
    Zelda theme all rocked
    It's
    ...

 RawkHawk2010 9:01 am
    what

 Nintendork 13 13 9:01 am
    Tecmo working on Zelda?

 RawkHawk2010 9:01 am
    the
    FUCK

 Nintendork 13 13 9:01 am
    Because Conquest
    wasn't enough.

 RawkHawk2010 9:01 am
    This actually looks awesome.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:01 am
    Or Metroid Other M

 RawkHawk2010 9:01 am
    It's basically Zelda Gaiden.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:01 am
    Yeah.
    Zelda Other M
    Zelda Other Z
    HYRULE WARRIORS
    (name not final)

 RawkHawk2010 9:02 am
    ROFL
    That shitty title card.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:02 am
    "This is NOT the next installment."

 RawkHawk2010 9:02 am
    (what if it was)

 Nintendork 13 13 9:02 am
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 9:02 am
    (meltdown)

 Nintendork 13 13 9:02 am
    Available 2014
    ...If it's Spring 2014 it will have no development time.
    Kirby Triple Deluxe

 RawkHawk2010 9:03 am
    kriby

 Nintendork 13 13 9:03 am
    (Kirby 3D)

 RawkHawk2010 9:03 am
    uh
    dkcr already did this

 Nintendork 13 13 9:03 am
    Mutant Muds did it.
    Sh.
    Hyper Suction
    ew
    what the fuck was that
    He was sucking up some giant pink eel thing
    It looked...disgusting.
    Bell Kirby?
    INTRODUCE
    TWO ADDITIONAL MOOODES
    WHICH IS THE ULTIMATE COPY ABILITY?
    Now that's a title card.
    KIRBY FIGHTERS
    AHHHH
    SUPER SMASH KIRBY

 RawkHawk2010 9:05 am
    where is air ride 2

 Nintendork 13 13 9:05 am
    THIS IS SUPER SMASH BROS. WITH KIRBY
    ...
    Which is... what SSB originally was.
    And here's Dedede's Drum Dash.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:05 am
    ...Yeah that actually looks fun.

 RawkHawk2010 9:06 am
    #Kirby

 Nintendork 13 13 9:06 am
    AHHH
    YOSHIII

 RawkHawk2010 9:06 am
    um
    oh

 Nintendork 13 13 9:06 am
    Tezuka

 RawkHawk2010 9:06 am
    thought they were revealing smw2

 Nintendork 13 13 9:06 am
    lol
    AHH
    ARZEST
    YOSHI'S NEW ISLAND
    "With support from our internal EAD team"
    Because they can't fucking trust Arzest.

 RawkHawk2010 9:07 am
    lol
    Oh hey.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:07 am
    ...More weird vore shit.

 RawkHawk2010 9:07 am
    It hasn't...improved.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:07 am
    ...
    Yeah.
    ...........

 RawkHawk2010 9:07 am
    Good god.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:07 am
    Spring 2014.

 RawkHawk2010 9:07 am
    That was a WORSE trailer than the first one.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:07 am
    lol
    AHH

 RawkHawk2010 9:07 am
    Get this shit out of my sight.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:08 am
    FAN FAVOURITE
    FROM GAMECUBE ERA
    EXCLUSIVELY FOR 3DS ESHOP
    AHHH
    CHIBI ROBO
    ...Photo finder?
    An iPod?
    More museums?

 RawkHawk2010 9:08 am
    Don't caaaaaare about Chibi-Robo.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:08 am
    Chibi Robo is creating the Louvre Museum app.
    I've always liked Chibi Robo.
    :-(

 RawkHawk2010 9:08 am
    ...I don't even own power receptacles that look like that.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:09 am
    ...not that I've played it or anything
    A power receptable?
    You mean a plug?

 RawkHawk2010 9:09 am
    Yes.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:09 am
    The sponge bears look pretty cool.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:09 am
    erectricity
    Do trailers usually show game overs?
    Chibi-Robo! Photo Finder January 9
    NostalJunk Challenges.
    ...You gotta admit, "NostalJunk" sounds cool.

 RawkHawk2010 9:10 am
    hearing iwata say it is funny

 Nintendork 13 13 9:11 am
    Pok√©mon Bank section has fantastic music.

 RawkHawk2010 9:11 am
    Yeah.
    That's the friend theme in X/Y.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:11 am
    Best music of the Direct so far.
    ...I should start that shouldn't I
    uh
    the
    Direct turned black

 RawkHawk2010 9:11 am
    Better refresh dat shit.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:11 am
    *refresh*
    December 27
    ...crap I missed it

 Nintendork 13 13 9:11 am
    They were showing Dialga and Palkia and stuff
    Woah it's Celebi.

 RawkHawk2010 9:12 am
    Yeah like everyone doesn't already have ten of those.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:12 am
    NOA coming in.
    Reggie here.
    18,000 viewers.
    Bravely Default.

 RawkHawk2010 9:12 am
    uuuuuuuuuuugh

 Nintendork 13 13 9:12 am
    ...Sleep Point?

 RawkHawk2010 9:13 am
    So you get rewarded for not playing?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:13 am
    If you keep the 3DS in sleep mode
    yeah

 RawkHawk2010 9:13 am
    That's...bad.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:13 am
    I don't keep games in Sleep Mode overnight.
    I keep my 3DS in sleep mode on the Home Menu.
    ...I assume that takes less battery that way.

 RawkHawk2010 9:13 am
    PURCHASED?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:13 am
    ...wait uhhh
    ...

 Nintendork 13 13 9:13 am
    MONEY?

 RawkHawk2010 9:13 am
    WITH REAL MONEY?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:14 am
    SP POTIONS?

 RawkHawk2010 9:14 am
    WHAT IS THIS, FORZA?

 Nintendork 13 13 9:14 am
    WHAT THE HELL SQUARE

 RawkHawk2010 9:14 am
    Bravely Defect

 Nintendork 13 13 9:14 am
    lol
    Oh hey the demo is a "side story not found in the real game"
    Do I have to buy Sleep Potions in the demo?
    Demo available January 2.

 RawkHawk2010 9:15 am
    Mario 3D World music.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:15 am
    Reggie thanks the fans for 2013.
    Photo tribute
    (aka print screen button)
    ahhhh Reggie Mii
    Tropical Freeze

 RawkHawk2010 9:15 am
    YES

 Nintendork 13 13 9:15 am
    AHH

 RawkHawk2010 9:15 am
    YEEEEEEEEEEES
  

 Nintendork 13 13 9:15 am
    DIXIE
    <3
    HI
    <3

 Nintendork 13 13 9:15 am
    Hi Cranky.
    DK's cake ruined.
    Ice bird
    (Another bird)
    It's like an ice Helmaroc King.
    wtygfh
    I DIDN'T
    PRESS ANYTHING
    ...oh
    "Spike's VGX Video Game Awards show"
    Iwata doesn't know what the X is either.
    KONG-POW

 Nintendork 13 13 9:18 am
    I wouldn't collect all those banana coins underwater with an air gauge there.
    February 21
    In stores and eShop.
    ...Sonic Lost World.
    Two exclusive pieces of DLC to Wii U.

 RawkHawk2010 9:18 am
    That opening cinematic.
    was
    fucking
    awesome

 Nintendork 13 13 9:18 am
    Amazing.

 RawkHawk2010 9:18 am
    AN ICE PHOENIX?!
    Also

 Nintendork 13 13 9:18 am
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    YOSHI'S ISLAND ZONE
    IN SONIC

 RawkHawk2010 9:19 am
    Everyone was saying that music from the Dixie trailer sounded like a birthday party
    And it REALLY WA-
    wait wtf

 Nintendork 13 13 9:19 am
    It looks Yarn-y
    Yoshi's Yarn canceled
    and put into Yoshi's Island Zone?
    Available
    NOW
    for free.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:20 am
    Second piece of Nintendo-themed content
    LINK
    system to eShop.

 RawkHawk2010 9:20 am
    what the fuck
    The direct screen disappeared

 Nintendork 13 13 9:20 am
    He emphasized "LINK".
    Refresh

 RawkHawk2010 9:20 am
    Link me

 Nintendork 13 13 9:20 am
    Wii Sports Club stuff. Released Tennis and Bowling.

 RawkHawk2010 9:20 am
    I'M REFRESHING
    THERE'S NO SCREEN

 Nintendork 13 13 9:20 am
    http://www.nintendo.com/nintendo-direct/archive/12-18-2013/
    Golf

 RawkHawk2010 9:20 am
    Tune in for an all-new Nintendo Direct right here tomorrow at 6 a.m. PT/9 a.m. ET.
    We will share information focusing on Wii U and Nintendo 3DS software
    launching through spring 2014.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:20 am
    stop tuning and watch it
    He's explaining wot Golf looks like with the Gamepad.
    He replaced the "USA" from the Golf NES course
    with "WII U"
    Golf distributed following today's presentation.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:22 am
    I haven't touched Wii Sports Club.

 RawkHawk2010 9:22 am
    still no screen

 Nintendork 13 13 9:22 am
    ...
    uh
    Go to your Wii U?
    uh
    DK Arcade
    ...
    with Link
    Backwards SMB
    New downloadable
    NES Remix
    Carefully selected scenes from early NES games.
    16 titles in total.
    Reimagining them with new twists.

 RawkHawk2010 9:24 am
    Donkey Kong
    Saw DK Arcade
    Did I miss anything important.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:24 am
    ...New game announcement.
    It's like
    ...Wario Microgames 9-Volt's stuff
    oh
    stamps
    STAMPS
    MIIVERSE STAMPS
    NES Remix available
    after this presentation
    well that was quick
    YoL
    Dr. Luigi
    ...wait what
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    2014 Arika
    Dr. Luigi = L-shaped capsules
    destroying viruses
    "It's hard to get a gameover" - Iwata

 Nintendork 13 13 9:26 am
    So Mari0 isn't the only fraudulent doctor in the fami;ly.
    *family

 RawkHawk2010 9:26 am
    The Direct went downhill after Tropical Freeze.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:27 am
    shh we got 6 minutes left
    This is great flavour.
    I wouldn't fucking buy this but...
    ...December 31
    The very end of the Year.
    Special Club Nintendo reward
    Last title to show
    ...
    KIRBY
    ON A WAPR STAR
    AHH
    KARTS
    KIRBY AIR RIDEE MUISIC

 Nintendork 13 13 9:28 am
    KIRBY AIR RIDE MUSIC
    With
    Galaxy star?
    AHHHH
    KIRBY CRASHED
    NOOO
    A Luma?
    Luma touching Kirby
    so cute
    ROSALINA
    AHHHHHHH
    ROSALINA AND LUMA
    LAUNCH INTO BATTLE
    AHHH
    ROSALINA ANNOUNCED FOR SMASH
    ...and Luma
    ...
    ...So Rawk's right?
    AHHHHH
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    SAKURAI
    YOU DEVIL
    SUPER SMASH BROS

 RawkHawk2010 9:30 am
    WHOA

 Nintendork 13 13 9:30 am
    "He must have figured it was time to show more on Mario Kart 8"
    He = Sakurai
    ...
    funny Iwata
    Dat segue
    ...Well.
    Good fucking job.
    AHH
    BABY PEACH
    >_>;
    AHH
    BABY AMARI0
    BABY DAISY
    BABY LUIG-1
    NHGKNHGF
    ohhi Waluigi
    Donkey Kong sounds retarded
    Wario's characterization as an Arab continues.
    Rosalina again.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:32 am
    Galaxy music
    Buggy-type kart

 RawkHawk2010 9:33 am
    dat galaxy music tease

 Nintendork 13 13 9:33 am
    MK8 released Spring 2014

 RawkHawk2010 9:33 am
    that's the best way to end any trailer it seems.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:33 am
    Thank you for watching
    Happy Horidays
    NINTENDO FANS
    THANK YOU FOR 2013
    HERE'S TO A GREAT 2014
    Well.
    Smash trailer
    was fucking
    amazing

 RawkHawk2010 9:34 am
    Great Direct.
    Yeah.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:34 am
    Better than Tropical Freeze one.
    And
    I admit.
    You were right about Rosalina in Smash.

 RawkHawk2010 9:34 am
    Well Mario needed another rep since Melee
    plus another female

 RawkHawk2010 9:34 am
    plus...yeah.
    Dude.
    That trailer.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:35 am
    That trailer.

 RawkHawk2010 9:35 am
    What got me was...
    ...I had no fucking idea what it was leading up to.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:35 am
    It was

 RawkHawk2010 9:35 am
    Until I saw the launch star.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:35 am
    Kirby Air Ride 2
    to Kart 8

 RawkHawk2010 9:35 am
    I KNOW!

 Nintendork 13 13 9:35 am
    to Smash Bros.
    ...Well.
    To everyone reading this log:
    BUY A WII U ALREADY

 Nintendork 13 13 9:36 am
    WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR
    ...I also took a screencap of Luma and Kirby.

 RawkHawk2010 9:38 am
    My lord
    like

 RawkHawk2010 9:39 am
    (Yeah GAF is dead.)

 Nintendork 13 13 9:39 am
    (Good)
    Got anything else to say?

 RawkHawk2010 9:39 am
    Yes.
    I liked the interaction between Kirby and Luma in that trailer.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:39 am
    So did I.
    Clearly Sakurai's doing.

 RawkHawk2010 9:39 am
    Also
    In the TF trailer
    I LOVED how the game signifies the Vikings are coming.
    With that snowflake coming through the window.
    And putting out the flame on DK's banana cake candle.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:40 am
    Yeah.
    That was fantastic.

Not as amazing as Kirby Air Ride 2, but damn, fantastic nonetheless.


Seriously, get a Wii U. Now.


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