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Friday, November 22, 2013

KoopaTV's Live Reactions to GT.TV 11/22/13

By RAWKHAWK2010 - What the hell is Kong Pow?

I've been waiting weeks for Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze news, and this was supposed to be on a week ago on GT.TV. I've been HYPED AS FUCK! I'm Rawk, YoshiRider123 is masteryoshirider, and Ludwig is PrinceOfKoopas. It's also our first live blog for a TV show (on Spike) on our AIM Blast — as usual.

Rawk 11:52 pm
    So.
    How about that Kriss Angel?

PrinceOfKoopas 11:52 pm
    ?

Rawk 11:52 pm
    um
    are you watching

PrinceOfKoopas 11:53 pm
    I have it on.
    I'm not watching.
    wtf

Rawk 11:53 pm
    well start

PrinceOfKoopas 11:53 pm
    Xbox commercial

Rawk 11:53 pm
    trying to make kinect look not awful

PrinceOfKoopas 11:53 pm
    Xbox One

Rawk 11:53 pm
    MAX ACCESS

PrinceOfKoopas 11:53 pm
    "only with the One"

Rawk 11:53 pm
    LOCKING WRENCH

PrinceOfKoopas 11:53 pm
    looks like a torture device

Rawk 11:54 pm
    (KoopaTV should start reviewing tools.)

PrinceOfKoopas 11:54 pm
    ...

Rawk 11:54 pm
    That was a long commercial for a wrench.

Rawk 11:55 pm
    Security systems are a scam.
    kriss is back

PrinceOfKoopas 11:56 pm
    ...

Rawk 11:57 pm
    what's supposed to be happening again
    um
    how is this dangerous
    the swords are landing nowhere near him

PrinceOfKoopas 11:58 pm
    gonna die tonight
    dumb show

Rawk 11:59 pm
    He didn't die tonight motherfucker.

Rawk 12:00 am
    i don't get it

masteryoshirider 12:01 am
    What if Gosha appeared so that he could play the game?

PrinceOfKoopas 12:01 am
    me neither

masteryoshirider 12:01 am
    "how the fuck you move this gorilla"

Rawk 12:01 am
    The narrowly-avoiding-get-stabbed-by-swords game?
    Oh.
    lol
    WTF
    It's 12:01.
    why the fuck is this show still on
    oh

PrinceOfKoopas 12:01 am
    my neck hurts

Rawk 12:01 am
    Alright lads.
    Here we go!
    (Provided Spike didn't screw up their programming.
    Geoff

PrinceOfKoopas 12:02 am
    GTTV

Rawk 12:02 am
    WHAT THE FUCK

PrinceOfKoopas 12:02 am
    KoopaTV's competitor.

Rawk 12:02 am
    WAS THAT

Rawk 12:02 am
    "KONG-POW"
 

PrinceOfKoopas 12:03 am
    Geoff Keighly

Rawk 12:03 am
    reggie

PrinceOfKoopas 12:03 am
    brand new games

masteryoshirider 12:03 am
    mario is the fourth character

PrinceOfKoopas 12:03 am
    Reggie

Rawk 12:03 am
    fuck zelda
    fuck mario
    We want dk

PrinceOfKoopas 12:03 am
    didn't you just buy mari0

Rawk 12:03 am
    smasah 4

PrinceOfKoopas 12:04 am
    software
    "It's Nintendo" message.
    Fantastic sales curve.

PrinceOfKoopas 12:05 am
    Top 10 selling games
    throughout all generation
    Smash 4
    MK8
    3D World
    Reggie's promise.

Rawk 12:05 am
    "my business"
    reggie owns the 3ds

PrinceOfKoopas 12:05 am
    "hammered by smartphones and tablets"
    YNI footage of Kamek having a hammer
    Well YNI still exists I guess.
    "in 5 minutes Donkey Kong"

Rawk 12:06 am
    tw101
    um
    are we watching the same thing

PrinceOfKoopas 12:06 am
    "with all of our best franchises"

PrinceOfKoopas 12:07 am
    *showing Mega Man*

Rawk 12:07 am
    We're liveblogging completely different things.

PrinceOfKoopas 12:07 am
    now it's some
    red team blue team yellow team

Rawk 12:07 am
    cars?

PrinceOfKoopas 12:07 am
    uh
    We are?
    Cars

Rawk 12:07 am
    wtf are you watching

PrinceOfKoopas 12:07 am
    "next nissmo champion"
    SpikeTV

Rawk 12:07 am
    are you at a conmmercial now

PrinceOfKoopas 12:07 am
    "check out an exclusive level from Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze"
    at commercial now

Rawk 12:08 am
    ah

PrinceOfKoopas 12:08 am
    So ONE level.
    Now it's  a Dayquil commercial

Rawk 12:08 am
    dude
    "kong-pow"
    WHAT THE FUCK
    IS "KONG-POW"?

PrinceOfKoopas 12:08 am
    Now it's a Nyquil commercial.
    ...exactly wot it sounds like
    <_<;

Rawk 12:08 am
    which is

PrinceOfKoopas 12:08 am
    kung-pow
    made into a kong pun

Rawk 12:09 am
    but what does it do

PrinceOfKoopas 12:09 am
    ...
    I dunno.

Rawk 12:09 am
    exactly
    hyyyyyyyypeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    1-800-450-WILD
    real-life sexy poker

PrinceOfKoopas 12:10 am
    Secret encounters.
    (KoopaTV does not recommend calling that.)
    It's that A Link Between Worlds commercial.

Rawk 12:11 am
    Too bad we don't give a jim dandy fuck about that game.
    Twix bars on the other hand...
    DIXIE

PrinceOfKoopas 12:11 am
    GTTV back
    Dixie

Rawk 12:11 am
    bill trinen
    i hear dk music

PrinceOfKoopas 12:11 am
    Bill Trinen.
    2014
    Feb 2014

Rawk 12:12 am
    jolly jamboree

PrinceOfKoopas 12:12 am
    first big game for Wii U
    "as you cann see it's a lot of fun"
    jelly blobs bouncing
    bouncing penguins
    smiling penguins

Rawk 12:13 am
    cutscene

PrinceOfKoopas 12:13 am
    6 islands
    Snomads

masteryoshirider 12:13 am
    looks good

PrinceOfKoopas 12:13 am
    invaders from the North
    The Canadians

Rawk 12:13 am
    something new

PrinceOfKoopas 12:13 am
    ...or Civil War reference

Rawk 12:13 am
    KONG-POW

PrinceOfKoopas 12:13 am
    Kong-Pow.
    2 player
    100 bananas
    yellow meter = kong pow
    destroys all enemies
    Dixie golden hearts
    sexist
    (not "pink" hearts though)
    Diddy has life balloons

Rawk 12:15 am
    was

PrinceOfKoopas 12:15 am
    That's it.

Rawk 12:15 am
    was that it

PrinceOfKoopas 12:15 am
    Was that worth waiting for weeks?

Rawk 12:15 am
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

PrinceOfKoopas 12:15 am
    (no)
    ...do we want to log the rest of this shit

Rawk 12:16 am
    rofl
    Knack earns a 5.

PrinceOfKoopas 12:16 am
    "Knack is boring throughout its dragged out 10 hour duration"

Rawk 12:16 am
    okay so
    Kong-Pow.
    ...um...

PrinceOfKoopas 12:16 am
    Kong-Pow.

Rawk 12:16 am
    Is the game really gonna be THAT hard?

PrinceOfKoopas 12:16 am
    Apparently.

Rawk 12:16 am
    To warrant something that powerful?

PrinceOfKoopas 12:17 am
    "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!"

Rawk 12:17 am
    WHOA

PrinceOfKoopas 12:17 am
    ...oh shit
    stay tuned

Rawk 12:17 am
    HAHAHAHAHAHA

PrinceOfKoopas 12:17 am
    for more exclusive content

PrinceOfKoopas 12:17 am
    from the next DKC
    Guess we gotta stay tuned.

Rawk 12:17 am
    the next DKC as in Tropical Freeze

PrinceOfKoopas 12:17 am
    Yes.

Rawk 12:17 am
    or the next DKC as in the one after that

PrinceOfKoopas 12:17 am
    No.

Rawk 12:18 am
    fourth kong reveal incoming
    I can feeeeeeeeeeeeel it
    dude
    the wendy in the wendy's commercials
    is hot

PrinceOfKoopas 12:18 am
    ...

Rawk 12:19 am
    the bacon portabelo melt is also hot

Rawk 12:19 am
    by virtue of being...melted

PrinceOfKoopas 12:19 am
    fuck t-mobile

Rawk 12:19 am
    bettersex.com

PrinceOfKoopas 12:19 am
    stop it rawk

Rawk 12:19 am
    Who needs sex when you have Donkey Kong?

PrinceOfKoopas 12:19 am
    (Dixie Kong)

Rawk 12:20 am
    marine mechanics institute
    let's enroll there.

PrinceOfKoopas 12:20 am
    ...um.
    Where is UTI?

Rawk 12:20 am
    kong

PrinceOfKoopas 12:20 am
    Call to receive a digital brochure.
    TF

Rawk 12:21 am
    Is the music in the background actually from the game?
    I have no idea.

PrinceOfKoopas 12:21 am
    I dunno.

PrinceOfKoopas 12:21 am
    Homecoming Hijinks

Rawk 12:21 am
    mugly statue

PrinceOfKoopas 12:21 am
    Brill Trinen having trouble.

Rawk 12:22 am
    man
    looks fantastic

PrinceOfKoopas 12:22 am
    "in 7 minutes Reggie returns"

Rawk 12:23 am
    yeah
    this is stock music

Rawk 12:23 am
    was that it

PrinceOfKoopas 12:24 am
    I think so. Reggie is gonna come back in a few minutes.

Rawk 12:24 am
    dude
    homecoming hijinx
    looked GREAT
    i want that lococycle
    game

PrinceOfKoopas 12:25 am
    Lococycle "iffy sense of humour"
    4.2
    I feel like
    we'd like that sense of humour.

Rawk 12:25 am
    me too
    HEY
    WE COULD
    WATCH IT

PrinceOfKoopas 12:25 am
    >.o

Rawk 12:25 am
    no more TF

PrinceOfKoopas 12:25 am
    "nintendon't go away"

Rawk 12:26 am
    but still relevant material

PrinceOfKoopas 12:26 am
    Yeah.
    Keep watching.

Rawk 12:26 am
    So Kong-Pow.
    Is basically...
    ...the Crash power from Kirby.

PrinceOfKoopas 12:26 am
    ...
    Erm.
    Cook.
    Not Crash/
    >_>;

Rawk 12:27 am
    Crash kills all the dude.
    Cook kills all the-
    oh

PrinceOfKoopas 12:27 am
    Cook kills all the dudes.
    And leaves items.

Rawk 12:27 am
    yeah

PrinceOfKoopas 12:27 am
    It's dodgable in Brawl, but not in actual Kirby games.

Rawk 12:27 am
    I think that implies...
    ...this game is gonna get brutal.

PrinceOfKoopas 12:28 am
    I thought it implied new Final Smash.

Rawk 12:28 am
    If you use it while on Rambi...
    Does Rambi suddenly become capable of high-fiving?
    bass pro shops
    beautiful place
    these sonic commercials suck
    hey robin williams
    where's your daughter

PrinceOfKoopas 12:29 am
    Show back on.

Rawk 12:29 am
    reggie

PrinceOfKoopas 12:29 am
    Reggie.
    Spoiling Xbox One.

Rawk 12:30 am
    pokemon rumble u

PrinceOfKoopas 12:30 am
    NFC tech.
    aka suspicious rectangle

Rawk 12:30 am
    what if smashes uses it
    that'd be cool
    that iwata reggie <3 video

PrinceOfKoopas 12:31 am
    NSAF commercial reference
    Console experience > mobile one
    says Reggie.
    Constant market activity.

Rawk 12:31 am
    kirby plush

PrinceOfKoopas 12:31 am
    Calls the uneven marketing in 2013 a "mistake"

PrinceOfKoopas 12:32 am
    Wiggler plush

Rawk 12:32 am
    ROFL

PrinceOfKoopas 12:32 am
    Waluigi
    ahhh

Rawk 12:32 am
    WALUIGIIIIIII

PrinceOfKoopas 12:32 am
    Dry Bones
    Bullet Bill
    "real Nintendo fan out there"

Rawk 12:33 am
    um

PrinceOfKoopas 12:33 am
    299.99
    uh

Rawk 12:33 am
    they just showed the wrong picture

PrinceOfKoopas 12:33 am
    it flashed
    yeah
    $350 Wii U

Rawk 12:33 am
    OOPS

PrinceOfKoopas 12:33 am
    Reggie won't be happy when he finds out.
    Reggie ended show looking proud.
    Game over.

Rawk 12:34 am
    So.
    Was that worth it?

PrinceOfKoopas 12:34 am
    no

PrinceOfKoopas 12:34 am
    ("1000 ways to die")
    (Get attacked by Trayvon Martin)
    Hey

Rawk 12:34 am
    rofl

PrinceOfKoopas 12:34 am
    maybe Trayvon was playing that "knock out" game.
    So

Rawk 12:35 am
    You're gonna die 1000 ways tonight, motherfucker!

PrinceOfKoopas 12:35 am
    LOL


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