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Friday, August 9, 2013

KoopaTV's Live The Wonderful 101 Direct Reactions!

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - AVAILABLE SEPTEMBER 15.

Time for Hideki Kamiya and PlatinumGames to host their own Nintendo Direct for The Wonderful 101. I'm Nintendork 13 13, Rawk is RawkHawk2010, and YR is masteryoshirider, and THIS... is the [Koopa Keep] AIM Blast.

The Wonderful 101 Direct directly to you Hideki Kamiya
Screencap courtesy of Rawk.

 RawkHawk2010 9:51 am
    wait why the fuck are we talking about pokemon

 masteryoshirider 9:51 am
    http://www.nintendo.com/nintendo-direct/archive/08-09-2013/
    Is that black kid supposed to be Wonder Black?

 RawkHawk2010 9:52 am
    We're supposed to be talking about
    yeah that ^
    not sure
    I can't imagine all the dudes having colors.

 masteryoshirider 9:52 am
    I think he's wearing a hoodie
    Trayvon?

 RawkHawk2010 9:52 am
    You can't even do a hundred colors without resorting to those fucking Crayola fantasy colors.
    NEON CARROT

 Nintendork 13 13 9:53 am
    Let's see.
    1742 viewers.
    And the view count is increasing very slowly.

 RawkHawk2010 9:53 am
    I'd say even half of a regular ND is good results.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:53 am
    Two days ago it was going up by like 40 people a second.
    We're nowhere close to half.
    We're at like
    1/7

 RawkHawk2010 9:54 am
    Well regular ND had Pikmin fans, DK fans, Mario fans, Art Academy fans...
    ...Metroid X Star Fox fans

 Nintendork 13 13 9:54 am
    stop saying that like it's legitimate

 RawkHawk2010 9:54 am
    This has TW101 fans

 Nintendork 13 13 9:54 am
    NO ONE is a Wonderful 101 fan yet.

 RawkHawk2010 9:54 am
    i am

 Nintendork 13 13 9:54 am
    Everyone is a POTENTIAL fan.
    It doesn't cost money to be INTERESTED.

 RawkHawk2010 9:55 am
    i'm a fan of tf

 Nintendork 13 13 9:55 am
    The fact that people aren't even interested — an activity that costs nothing — is crippling for the game's potential financial success.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:55 am
    (Yeah people have actually PLAYED Tropical Freeze)

 RawkHawk2010 9:56 am
    people have played tw101

 Nintendork 13 13 9:56 am
    ...Reviewers, I guess.

 RawkHawk2010 9:56 am
    Fuck Nintendo.
    I still remember.
    E3 2012
    This game didn't even get shown at their shitty conference.
    The trailer was fucking uploaded to YouTube afterwards.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:57 am
    Oh yeah. xD

 RawkHawk2010 9:59 am
    FUCK
    I just shut my hand in a door.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:59 am
    aren't you supposed to be sitting on your chair
    waiting for the ND to start
    Personally I cut my left thumb yesterday

 RawkHawk2010 9:59 am
    i was in the bathroom

 Nintendork 13 13 9:59 am
    on jello
    like the box

 RawkHawk2010 9:59 am
    lol
    I forgot jello existed.

 Nintendork 13 13 9:59 am
    It stopped me from playing well on Rayman Legends, 'cause...
    ...That's the thumb that controls the Control Stick.
    (kinda important)
    STARTING
    RATED T

 RawkHawk2010 10:00 am
    alcohol

 Nintendork 13 13 10:00 am
    4,000 viewers

 RawkHawk2010 10:00 am
    AHHHH

 Nintendork 13 13 10:00 am
    HIDEKI KAMIYA
    FROM PLATINUM GAMES
    no wig

 RawkHawk2010 10:00 am
    XDDDDDD
    this lip syncing

 Nintendork 13 13 10:00 am
    bahahaa

 RawkHawk2010 10:00 am
    print scren

 masteryoshirider 10:00 am
    holy shit

 Nintendork 13 13 10:00 am
    "please watch this video"
    video within a video

 RawkHawk2010 10:01 am
    dat scream

 Nintendork 13 13 10:01 am
    GEATHJERK
    So at first I thought they like

 RawkHawk2010 10:02 am
    roger

 Nintendork 13 13 10:02 am
    changed the name from
    Wonderful 101 to Wonderful 100
    "Yeah we couldn't think of 101 heroes so we're renaming the game."
    September 15.

 RawkHawk2010 10:02 am
    that was a bad narrator

 Nintendork 13 13 10:02 am
    So that's when the W101 would end if it were in the ND two days ago.

 RawkHawk2010 10:02 am
    roger

 Nintendork 13 13 10:02 am
    But now we got 18 more minutes of truck smashing action.
    This narrator sucks.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:03 am
    "TURN CITIZENS INTO HEROES"
    (Helper-To-Hero?)

 RawkHawk2010 10:03 am
    i like how this is compatible with the cc pro
    so you dont even have to
    do the gamepad stuff

 masteryoshirider 10:03 am
    directly

 RawkHawk2010 10:03 am
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 10:04 am
    WE GOT IT
    RELEASED SEPTEMBER 15
    this feels like

 masteryoshirider 10:04 am
    how many times are they gonna announce the date

 Nintendork 13 13 10:04 am
    it wasn't meant to be one nintendo direct

 RawkHawk2010 10:04 am
    bayonetta sound effect

 Nintendork 13 13 10:04 am
    but several parts of many directs
    So this is basically
    Wario Master of Disguise?

 RawkHawk2010 10:05 am
    sword and whip are gonna get confused

 RawkHawk2010 10:05 am
    yay
    control stick drawing

 Nintendork 13 13 10:06 am
    I like the pie-chart HP meters
    RELEASED

 RawkHawk2010 10:06 am
    ya

 Nintendork 13 13 10:06 am
    SEPTEMBER 15

 RawkHawk2010 10:06 am
    XDDDDDDDDDD
    WTF

 Nintendork 13 13 10:06 am
    that's #3

 RawkHawk2010 10:06 am
    Is this a joke?
    or are they seriously fucking forgetting

 Nintendork 13 13 10:07 am
    5400 viewers
    Well as the viewcount increases

 Nintendork 13 13 10:07 am
    They wanna make sure EVERYONE knows when it comes out.

 RawkHawk2010 10:07 am
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 10:07 am
    I hope they get self-referential about it though.

 RawkHawk2010 10:07 am
    cool sword use

 Nintendork 13 13 10:08 am
    ROFL

 RawkHawk2010 10:08 am
    and whip

 Nintendork 13 13 10:08 am
    RELEASED SEPTEMBER 15

 RawkHawk2010 10:08 am
    looollllllllllllll

 Nintendork 13 13 10:08 am
    4 times in 8 minutes

 RawkHawk2010 10:08 am
    This is amazing.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:08 am
    Wonderful Mart
    (Wal-Mart? Malo Mart?)

 RawkHawk2010 10:08 am
    reminds me of bayonetta's shop
    almost exactly
    even with the test area

 Nintendork 13 13 10:08 am
    The dodging looks cool.

 RawkHawk2010 10:09 am
    awesome
    yea

 Nintendork 13 13 10:09 am
    sudden music change
    AVAILABLE

 Nintendork 13 13 10:09 am
    SEPTEMBER 15

 RawkHawk2010 10:09 am
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 10:09 am
    5 times in 9 minutes

 RawkHawk2010 10:09 am
    "last thing I want to talk about"

 Nintendork 13 13 10:09 am
    "The last thing I'd like to talk about today is replayability"
    We're not even halfway yet.

 RawkHawk2010 10:10 am
    i like the enwspaper reward ascrreen
    newspaprr*
    scren

 Nintendork 13 13 10:10 am
    Climb Attack = Pikmin?

 RawkHawk2010 10:11 am
    This is gonna be hard to master.
    but satisfying

 Nintendork 13 13 10:11 am
    "ACTIVE UP TO FIVE UNITE MORPHS"

 RawkHawk2010 10:11 am
    WTF

 Nintendork 13 13 10:11 am
    Engrish

 RawkHawk2010 10:11 am
    gun air barrage looked awesome
    is kamiya missing teeth?
    holy shit

 Nintendork 13 13 10:12 am
    o.o

 RawkHawk2010 10:12 am
    awesome

 Nintendork 13 13 10:12 am
    Available September 15

 RawkHawk2010 10:12 am
    it's you
    roger

 Nintendork 13 13 10:13 am
    is that 7 times
    DIRECTLY
    uh we have 7 minutes left
    "please trust your feelings and tweet me"

 RawkHawk2010 10:13 am
    smash reveal

 Nintendork 13 13 10:13 am
    OH CRAP
    he actually mentioned his twitter
    um

 RawkHawk2010 10:13 am
    lol
    uh oh

 Nintendork 13 13 10:13 am
    this has 7 minutes to go

 Nintendork 13 13 10:13 am
    brand new trailer

 RawkHawk2010 10:13 am
    smash 4

 Nintendork 13 13 10:13 am
    Clearly not.

 RawkHawk2010 10:14 am
    "forever masked"

 Nintendork 13 13 10:14 am
    (where is YR?)

 RawkHawk2010 10:14 am
    playing mario kart

 Nintendork 13 13 10:14 am
    Unite pants!

 RawkHawk2010 10:14 am
    lol
    dante
    i like wonder blue's vocie

 Nintendork 13 13 10:15 am
    Mustached cactus monster?

 RawkHawk2010 10:15 am
    he overuses "dude"

 Nintendork 13 13 10:15 am
    "Sakurai there!"

 RawkHawk2010 10:15 am
    which is great
    XD
    I heard that too

 Nintendork 13 13 10:15 am
    wtf

 RawkHawk2010 10:15 am
    Is there a fucking viocal song in the background
    vocal*

 Nintendork 13 13 10:16 am
    wtf yellow
    "You're the late one comrade, where the heck have you been?"
    White-u

 RawkHawk2010 10:16 am
    =-O

 Nintendork 13 13 10:16 am
    ninja

 RawkHawk2010 10:16 am
    GET TO THE ZE COMBAT

 Nintendork 13 13 10:16 am
    wtf Wonder Black has a 3DS

 RawkHawk2010 10:17 am
    trayvon

 Nintendork 13 13 10:17 am
    rofl

 RawkHawk2010 10:17 am
    You're gonna die tonight motherfucker!

 Nintendork 13 13 10:17 am
    That kid is doing that
    finger to the nose thing

 RawkHawk2010 10:17 am
    gary oak

 Nintendork 13 13 10:18 am
    (Or Knuckle Joe)

 masteryoshirider 10:18 am
    rofl

 RawkHawk2010 10:18 am
    virgin victory
    dat accent

 Nintendork 13 13 10:18 am
    cel-shaded fighting dust
    "Reason with Blue...with your fists!"

 RawkHawk2010 10:19 am
    oyufehyghiyguwwd
    WUYGTIWgyw7efgbe
    WHAT THE FUCK
    THAT THINGH
    WAS FROM BAYONETTA
    JOY

 Nintendork 13 13 10:20 am
    so did they just show the entire game
    surprised they didn't say

 masteryoshirider 10:21 am
    good direct

 RawkHawk2010 10:21 am
    got dayum.
    That trailer.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:21 am
    the release date again
    Viewcount rapidly decreasing.
    So where is the surprise gonna be?

 masteryoshirider 10:21 am
    Demo maybe?
    That'd be awesuome

 RawkHawk2010 10:21 am
    smashbros.com
    dude

 Nintendork 13 13 10:22 am
    Nice pic of the day.

 RawkHawk2010 10:22 am
    that trailer really did just spoil the entire game lol
    fucking amazing trailer
    probably the best one I've ever seen
    but
    AT WHAT COST?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:22 am
    (I consider trailers that spoil the whole game to be a bad thing.)

 RawkHawk2010 10:23 am
    GAF is blown away.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:23 am
    So does this log go until the surprise announcement?

 RawkHawk2010 10:23 am
    yes
    http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100119131347/bayonetta/images/4/4e/Joy.jpg
    that thing was in the trailer
    talking

 RawkHawk2010 10:24 am
    I gotta advterise this game on fb later

 masteryoshirider 10:24 am
    wait it really was a demo
    but only confirmed for europe and japan

 RawkHawk2010 10:25 am
    whaaaaaaaaat
    whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
    WHAAAAAAAAAAAT

 Nintendork 13 13 10:26 am
    wot

 RawkHawk2010 10:27 am
    http://i.imgur.com/1WCkoXV.png

 Nintendork 13 13 10:27 am
    Brilliant.
    ...I think.

 RawkHawk2010 10:27 am
    https://twitter.com/schillingc/status/365841376413356032
    Dude.
    We have to make sure this game sells.
    HAVE TO.
    We want to live in this world forever.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:31 am
    ...
    so
    waiting is hard

 RawkHawk2010 10:32 am
    waiting for the game
    or the demo?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:32 am
    Waiting for the
    surprise announcement source

 RawkHawk2010 10:32 am
    Do we agree that's the best trailer of all time?
    At getting people excited?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:32 am
    Of course not.

 RawkHawk2010 10:33 am
    name one that beats it

 Nintendork 13 13 10:33 am
    Twilight Princess

 RawkHawk2010 10:33 am
    But that trailer openly LIED.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:33 am
    "At getting people excited?"
    (It didn't lie, they just scrapped everything!)

 RawkHawk2010 10:33 am
    Well I meant one that would be good for the long-term.
    That one guy just said that trailer didn't spoil even a tenth of the game's awesome stuff.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:34 am
    did that one guy even finish the game or what

 RawkHawk2010 10:34 am
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F10vREobkSQ
    probably a reviwe
    rr

 Nintendork 13 13 10:34 am
    it's the same trailer

 RawkHawk2010 10:34 am
    i know'

 Nintendork 13 13 10:35 am
    I want the surprise announcement!

 RawkHawk2010 10:35 am
    It's the demo.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:35 am
    what's the source

 RawkHawk2010 10:35 am
    nintendo

 Nintendork 13 13 10:35 am
    where

 RawkHawk2010 10:35 am
    it's going on the eShop in 40 minutes
    for Japan

 Nintendork 13 13 10:35 am
    No, where did they say this?

 RawkHawk2010 10:36 am
    ask jr

 Nintendork 13 13 10:36 am
    wot

 RawkHawk2010 10:37 am
    so is wonder green french

 Nintendork 13 13 10:37 am
    ...Yeah.

 RawkHawk2010 10:38 am
    and wonder yellow is russian

 Nintendork 13 13 10:38 am
    yes

 RawkHawk2010 10:38 am
    still dunno what pink is
    Oh yeah, because Hammer and Sickle.
    Hah.
    Clever.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:39 am
    since when was russia associated with yellow

 RawkHawk2010 10:39 am
    the hammer and sickle are yellow
    on the yellow and sickle symbol
    hammer*
    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7e/Hammer_and_sickle.svg/170px-Hammer_and_sickle.svg.png

 Nintendork 13 13 10:40 am
    ...Oh.

 RawkHawk2010 10:40 am
    You know
    I think it's a problem that this game is rated T for T.
    Like.
    A BIG problem.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:41 am
    (As opposed to T for E?)

 RawkHawk2010 10:41 am
    oh
    T for Teen*
    what
    the
    fuck

 RawkHawk2010 10:41 am
    just realized
    that kid's name is
    luka

 masteryoshirider 10:41 am
    http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=648159
    wonder black thread

 RawkHawk2010 10:42 am
    http://bayonetta.wikia.com/wiki/Luka

 masteryoshirider 10:42 am
    name quote

 Nintendork 13 13 10:44 am
    so can we end the log now

 RawkHawk2010 10:44 am
    no
    We gotta give our impressions on the demo.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:44 am
    ...That should probably be another article, right?

 RawkHawk2010 10:45 am
    no

 Nintendork 13 13 10:45 am
    After all, the demo is not a Direct!

 RawkHawk2010 10:45 am
    sakurai there

 Nintendork 13 13 10:45 am
    ...

 RawkHawk2010 10:46 am
    How do i say to convince friends to want this?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:46 am
    They'd have to have a Wii U first.

 RawkHawk2010 10:46 am
    "If you don't want this game, you're a fucking idiot!"
    ?

 Nintendork 13 13 10:48 am
    Yeah, convince them to get a Wii U first.

 RawkHawk2010 10:49 am
    wonder pink is from transylvania
    so apparently
    The Japanese version flashes Wonder Pink's ass
    And the NA one doesn't.
    of the trailer I mean

 masteryoshirider 10:50 am
    http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=75534875&postcount=107

 RawkHawk2010 10:51 am
    lol
    Yo.
    I shared it with Aloba.

 RawkHawk2010 10:54 am
    http://i.imgur.com/v3kLHtL.png

 Nintendork 13 13 10:55 am
    and who is that guy
    "Creative Producer at PlatinumGames. "
    Oh
    See, I'll believe that guy.
    Not that random "reviewer".

 RawkHawk2010 10:56 am
    So yeah.

 masteryoshirider 10:57 am
    http://abload.de/img/danceyo7gph9.gif

 RawkHawk2010 10:57 am
    You know how the meaning of "101" is that your the 101th hero?

 masteryoshirider 10:57 am
    Trayvon

 Nintendork 13 13 10:57 am
    ya

 RawkHawk2010 10:57 am
    You should take advantage of that.
    Because your name is Roger.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:57 am
    Dude that guy doesn't even look like Trayvon.

 RawkHawk2010 10:57 am
    And the dudes are constantly yelling...
    ...ROGER!

 Nintendork 13 13 10:57 am
    He's not even wearing a hoodie.

 RawkHawk2010 10:58 am
    http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/henrycoachella/default/lil-bow-wow--large-msg-128089015759.jpg
    it's lil bow wow

 RawkHawk2010 11:00 am
    he kind of reminds me of chad warden
    Chris Schilling ‏@schillingc29mProtip: don't be ashamed to make your first playthrough on Easy mode. Kamiya's definition of Normal isn't the same as most people's.
    retweeted by bill trinen
    Oh.
    And just so you know.
    He's RIGHT.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:00 am
    o.o

 RawkHawk2010 11:01 am
    so what control scheme are y'all gonna try first
    gamepad controls where you have to draw
    gamepad controls where you can play off screen and use the right stick to draw
    (I think)
    or cc pro?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:02 am
    I don't think it's necessarily off-screen.

 RawkHawk2010 11:02 am
    off-TV
    is confirmed

 Nintendork 13 13 11:02 am
    yeah
    I assume you can use right-stick to draw
    either way.

 RawkHawk2010 11:02 am
    yea

 Nintendork 13 13 11:02 am
    But yeah I plan to use Gamepad drawing.

 RawkHawk2010 11:02 am
    yeah
    If Platinum's gonna be the only fucking developer to make the gamepad do something cool..
    ...I'll at least try it
    I feel like we're in E3 again.
    With all these fucking Directs.

 RawkHawk2010 11:04 am
    whoa
    I never realized "Wonder Eyes" was a pun for
    "Wonderize"

 Nintendork 13 13 11:04 am
    ...
    Me neither.

 RawkHawk2010 11:06 am
    Europe is already downloading the demo.
    Fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-FUCK.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:07 am
    o.o;

 RawkHawk2010 11:07 am
    Some people on GAF are buying the game twice.
    To support it.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:07 am
    Yeah, you should do that with Ace Attorney 5.

 RawkHawk2010 11:07 am
    Should we?
    hell no
    Fuck that series.
    talk to me about pheonix wright when there are no actual AMAZING games on the horizon.

 Ryudragon29 11:08 am
    Did the Wonderful 101 direct happen?

 RawkHawk2010 11:10 am
    yes

 Nintendork 13 13 11:11 am
    (Ace Attorney 5 is my most anticipated game besides Smash, so...)

 RawkHawk2010 11:11 am
    um
    tropical freeze is still a thing you know

 Nintendork 13 13 11:11 am
    um
    I'm aware

 RawkHawk2010 11:11 am
    when that's around...
    ...who care's about your little visual novel?

 RawkHawk2010 11:12 am
    No one.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:12 am
    I played Tropical Freeze

 RawkHawk2010 11:12 am
    (That's why it's not even getting a retail release. =-O )

 Nintendork 13 13 11:12 am
    and I've played all the other Ace Attorney games
    and I have more anticipation for Ace Attorney 5.
    >_>

 RawkHawk2010 11:13 am
    oh hey
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BRPFrKUCQAE9WbV.png:large

 Nintendork 13 13 11:13 am
    yeah

 RawkHawk2010 11:13 am
    Mega prefix confirmed for English.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:13 am
    we know
    we know

 RawkHawk2010 11:14 am
    since when

 Nintendork 13 13 11:14 am
    This morning
    on Serebii

 RawkHawk2010 11:14 am
    o
    Mike ‏@__MICHAELJ0RDAN20mive been fashioning a thesarus lately. i feel very exorbitant about it.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:14 am
    "The Pokémon Company has now announced the US names of the latest Pokémon and features. First, the Mega Evolutions; MegaMewtwo, MegaBlaziken, MegaAmpharos, MegaMawile, MegaLucario and MegaAbsol retain their Japanese names. Lucario needs an item called Lucarionite"
    (this log is getting too long)

 RawkHawk2010 11:15 am
    Mewtwonite
    Blazikenite
    Ampharosnite

 Nintendork 13 13 11:15 am
    As you know

 RawkHawk2010 11:15 am
    Absolnite
    Mawilenite

 Nintendork 13 13 11:15 am
    "nite" is a suffix used for stones.

 RawkHawk2010 11:15 am
    yes
    hence dragonite in EB.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:15 am
    ...

 RawkHawk2010 11:16 am
    ...I assume you know what I'm talking about.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:16 am
    uh
    not yet

 RawkHawk2010 11:16 am
    Oh.
    Well you will.
    Dude beat that game before Dream Team releases.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:16 am
    I was thinking we'd use real-life examples.

 RawkHawk2010 11:16 am
    like
    Carbonite?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:17 am
    Yeah.
    Well the suffix is actually
    -ite

 RawkHawk2010 11:18 am
    Pokémon ‏@Pokemon4mRetweet if you're excited about Mega Mewtwo! #PokemonXY pic.twitter.com/r4wWQSrdTA
    Pokémon ‏@Pokemon2mRetweet if you're excited about Mega Lucario! #PokemonXY pic.twitter.com/1iOLjfpM8g
    Pokémon ‏@Pokemon1mRetweet if you're excited about Mega Blaziken! #PokemonXY pic.twitter.com/vvYD7cCbgz

 Nintendork 13 13 11:18 am
    Mega Mewtwo sounds too much like "Mecha Mewtwo" and we've already had that before.

 RawkHawk2010 11:18 am
    come on ampharos come ooooooooon
    http://platinumgames.com/2013/08/10/the-wonderful-101-demo-now-available/
    The Wonderful 101 Demo is now available on the Japanese and European Nintendo Wii U eShop!
    Our fans in the US will have to wait a bit more, but don’t start reading any long books!
    Oh fuck off!


We're supposedly getting the demo soon enough! And we'll give you our thoughts on it... in a future article!


We never wrote that future article. BUT Bayonetta 2 also got a Direct!

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